February 2012
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You know it's been a snowles winter when the...
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A friend of mine found this 1996 internal memo...
E-MAIL POLICY
The following is [Company’s Name]’s policy on the use of internal e-mail:
all employees with e-mail should check their electronic mailbox (as well as their physical mailbox) at least once daily, preferable in the morning.
the e-mail system is intended for reminders (i.e. just reminding you about making the phone call we discussed yesterday…) and the exchange of...
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People are shooting off fireworks and screaming in the street outside right now. I guess they’re really excited about the season premiere of “The Voice.”
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January 2012
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Man attacks police with light sabers... Goes to... →
A man swung toy light sabers at customers at a Toys R Us. He then carried the light sabers outside the store and swung at police. Officers tried to use a taser to subdue him, but the suspect successfully deflected one of the wires away.
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Boo to you Pegasus Flight. I called to confirm my flight tomorrow (which was rescheduled because they canceled my last one) and they had no idea what I was talking about.
Just saw a zip car with a parking ticket. I wonder who has to pay that.
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“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon...”
– Newt Gingrich
Finally Newt Gingrich proposes something I can get behind. I mean, the monolith isn’t just going to find itself up there on the moon.
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Worst Excuse Ever Award Goes to:
The captain of the Costa Concordia who ran his cruise ship into rocks off the Italian coast told investigators he “tripped and fell into a lifeboat” as the stricken ship began to take on water.
via telegraph.co.uk
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Nobody Understands Debt
via nytimes.com
December 2011
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WatchWedding video I shot and edited
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“According to the California Academy of Sciences, only 59% of U.S. adults know...”
– sciencedaily.com
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“The Colbert Super PAC™ South Carolina Republican...
This name would appear on all press releases, official notices and signage, including the debates. We would finally raise democracy to the same level as the Tostitos™ Fiesta Bowl and Kardashian™ weddings.
via thestate.com
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Louis C.K. to perform at Correspondents' Dinner
This should be at least as good as when Colbert did it a few years ago.
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“I believe these words came from the Pokémon movie. I’m not sure who the original...”
– Herman Cain - former Republican presidential candidate
He later added “Gotta catch ‘em all!”